Tuesday, April 14, 2009

You can call me...

the Anti-MckMama!!!

It seems, that someone has found my blog by searching for "anti-mckmama" on Google. How awesome is that?? It may be one of the highest compliments I have EVER been paid!!!

So, for all of you MckMama lovers...this is my tribute to, well, myself really. A tribute to everything I am, that she, most definitely, is NOT!!!

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I used to think I was defined by my baby making, non-praying, temper flaring, constant swaring, Texas dwelling, often yelling, Happy Meal eating, redneck speaking, photograph taking, kidless travelling, tattoo addicted, television worshipping, Dr.Pepper drinking, deep thinking, late sleeping, nurturing the independence of my children - ways.

I may choose to still do those things, but, I will simply be the Anti-MckMama, a sinner trying to save face, wife to The One, mother of three HELLACIOUS children
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21 comments:

Rob said...

Funny. I grabbed your button for my blog :) Check me out at http://www.pbandsmellysdad.com/

Kameron said...

That's awesome. :o) I'm hoping for ANOTHER tUESDAY'S WITH cLETUS POST COMING SOON! i KNOW SHE'S HAD TO HAVE DONE SOMETHING APPALING RECENTLY! (I just saw it was in all caps and I'm too fucking lazy to erase it all and do it again, so there.)

Jess said...

Ha. This is great.

Mama SeWELL said...

Too funny! Tattoos, Happy meals, & Dr. Pepper thats more like it!

Sneaky Momma said...

This is hilarious!
Just out of curiousity, how do you know how people are finding you on Google?

heidi said...

Heathen.

;-)

Carebear said...

This is hilarious. I might just borrow this idea someday. Your list rocks my socks! I am also a temper-flaring, yelling, swearing, photo taking, tv loving, baby making wife and mom. Although I do actually follow MckMama, and am humbled by the grace with which she's handling her current situation. Funny post girl!

Musings of the Mrs. said...

That is so funny. I am the anti-McMama too, more than you because I'm not a mama. So neener neener.

Alicia said...

Now that is some funny shit! You described me to a T and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Now excuse me while I go take my 3rd aniti depressant of the day so I don't go postal on my kids, lol.

Helene said...

Honestly, I don't read her blog. I like your sense of humor....your "tell it like it is" attitude!!! That rocks!!!

BTW, after looking at the pic of you in this post and then the one of your daughter on your sidebar, she looks like your spitting image!!!

Donnetta said...

I'm crying...

Touching...

Freaking hysterical!!!!!!!!

April said...

LOL....this is hilarious!!

Summer Jo said...

you just need a good swift kick...

Anonymous said...

this is really sad. i feel sorry for you that obviously your grief has turned into anger and jealousy.

Anonymous said...

You make me sick. As a mother of three small children all with heart problems it makes my skin crawl to know there are self-centered, uncaring people who make a mockery of others in horrible situations! Maybe you should try being a person who believes in god and not a bitter wannabe.

Anonymous said...

I would be embarrassed and scarred for life to have mother like you. That you can talk about someone who finds comfort in community because her son is sick... you are sick.

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Thanks for a great giggle!

Gayle said...

I wonder if MckMama is your Anonymous?? Just saying...

LOL

Anonymous said...

have you ever read mommy wants vodka? I think you'd like her!

justacomment said...

RIGHT ON...you speak the truth!! You have got to check out the Mckmama Without Pity bloghttp://mckmamawithoutpity.blogspot.com/

Lisa said...

So funny! The same thing happened to me, but the person who found my blog was insane, and has stalked me ever since! lol Oh well. Still found me by "anti-mckmama!" :) Love your blog!