I just wanted to share a snippet of the torture I go through on a daily basis. On average, I hear about ten stories just like this, each and every day. Sometimes, it's actually the SAME story over and over again!! Makes you kinda feel sorry for me, doesn't it?
You'll get the gist of the clip very soon after it begins. So, feel free to quit watching after the fifth, or tenth, or 700th, "um." I kept trying to stop recording, for the protection of your sanity...but, the kid kept saying, "Wait, my story wasn't over yet." Then we had to start over, and I almost wished I was the naked girl in the bathtub, and that some knife wielding man would come and put me out of my misery!!
P.S. I showed the kid the video...you know, tried to give him a taste of his own medicine...and this is what he said:
TOWGAWM: "Mom...um...you know that part in the video...when you...um...asked me if, um, that girl was naked?"
Me: *OMG...are we seriously doing this? Way to go, Nikki, now look what you've gone and done!*"Yeah??"
Him: "Well, um, I almost said a bad word on the video."
Me: "What were you gonna say?"
Him: "Well, um, when you asked me if she was naked...I was gonna say...HECK YEAH SHE WAS NAKED!" *maniacal laughter ensued*
He's such a freakin' perv!!