When The One Who Knows Everything gets in trouble at school...it's shame on him!!
Later in the week, when The One Who Gets Away With Murder gets in trouble at school...it's shame on him, AND shame on the cosmos for giving me two little brats to deal with.
Then, when very soon after the first two do, The One Who Doesn't Say Much lands herself in trouble at school...it's shame on me. Aaaaaand shame on the cosmos just a little, because I'm not going down alone...eh-eh. That's not how I roll!!
All three of my brood acting up at school can only mean one of two things:
1. I'm not doing my job very well at all...and my offspring are trying to tell the world, "Hey, my mom sucks...I can act like an asshole and there is nothing anyone can do about it!"
or,
2. I've done my job extremely well, and using their above average intelligence to realize that they outnumber good ole mom and dad, they have formed a coup d'etat...and the little shits plan to take over the house.
To protect my dignity and reputation, I'm leaning toward #2.
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I say blame it on Spring Fever! It's just that time of year when the kids get antsy.
God, your kids are friggin' adorable.
Good luck with them Nikki they are adorable and the one who knows it all ~ how can you not want to snuggly him or laugh at him in his cuteness!
I wish I could offer words of advise but, since I only have 1 to deal with...I would have no idea where to start. Good luck with this :o)
And I sooooo love this picture!!!!
Of COURSE you need to go with #2!!! They MUST be brilliant and trying to overthrow the world!!
But, how can you possibly stay made at such sweet and innocent looking kids?
I'm going with number 2, as well!!
That is the most adorable picture. They look like little devils ready to take over the house. The gleams in their eyes...
Some of the best kids I have are acting the fool lately. Of course, you could always go with the 'Let the Beatings Commence' approach.
I'm totally going with #2. Your a kick ass mother and don't ever think otherwise!
But look at those cute, innocent faces! They would never plan to take over the house.
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