Let me start by saying I am NOT and will never claim to be an expert on anything. However, I do know a little about a lot of things...like being a daughter, a nurse, a referee, a teacher, a coach, a therapist, a cook, a housekeeper, a judge, a jury, a landscaper, a student, a wife, and most importantly...a mother.
Now for some things I know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about...bear hunting, skydiving, Naples, history, symbolism, engines, HTML, which came first...the chicken or the egg, etc....
Now, some things I am trying to learn a lot about...spirituality, darwinism, all faiths, history, meditation, nursing, maybe med school, and which came first the chicken or the egg.
I'm a SAHM who is never at home. My life is busy and crazy and I wouldn't change a minute of it!
I had to wait til the kids went to school so I wouldn't have to explain what a mother fracker is. ;-) Although Cara came home and asked me why all the dumbass kids on the bus tell her that she sucks her daddy. I'm gonna go kick all their snotnosed little cracks, I swear it. WHat? Not about me? Right. OK...
You're so cute! Are you on a bed? I want an accent. I think it would be fun. I don't want to be, like, incomprehnsible due to the twang and slur but just a touch of an accent like you have would be good.
Now you know what I did something other than just sit in front of the camera, right? I was all, Um...uh....so...and sucking my stupid teeth. Ham it up girly. ;-)
I love that everyone knows to have their children out of the room to watch your tape. HA HA HA. I agree with being pissy if he went to see the Mavs. You are a riot & so brave. I don't think I am there yet, give me a bottle of tequila and I'll make one. Accent? What accent is Heidi talking about, I totally think you sound normal.
You crack me up girl. I have nof'ing idea what I will say on a video, but I will do one just for you. um, kay??? And don't expect it to be funny or anything. That's not how I roll!
Ok Nicole. Bravo. Welcome to our world of Vlog. It is so much more personal and yes even though its hard to do other people love it. I will do another personal one soon. Maybe I will discuss what I pulled over on your ass this weekend! BWAHAHAHA!
I will for sure try and post a vlog on the trip for you though since you were the brainchild behind it.
Thanks so much again for helping us find the perfect trip. You should be like a travel agent for the Dallas Metroplex or something.
Okay, this sucks!! I was able to see you had a video while I was at work (but I didn't want to play it there) and now that I'm home, I can't see it. UGH!!!! Maybe I'll see if it's working for me later.
That was friggin awesome! And you are SO brave!! I was asked to particpate in Chick Chat in June and I'm already panicking about it...need to schedule to get my hair done, etc, etc. (yeah right).
My husband never reads my blog either so I could pretty much say whatever I want about it and he'd never know. Although he does know I blog about him but he doesn't know the specifics...as long as I'm not discussing dick size, I don't think he cares.
heidi: yes...total props to you , my friend for doing a whole little bit!! that shit is hard!! and yes...it's taken me 30+ years at working on my accent...and i still say shit like "nekkid"!!
jess: you guys inspired me...i did it, don't know if i ever will again!
heidi o: yeah, i don't know what the hell they're talking about...the whole accent thing...whatever! don't think i didn't have to work on my blood alcohol content to finish the damn video. i used beer...def should've used tequila!
jill: the "um" video was as painful as the kids...pathetic!
lane: i used the movie mode on my point and shoot...i know you have it. don't make up excuses, muther fucker!!!
kam: thanks...it'll mean the world!!
bubbles: i can't speak to you until the field has been levelled! i'm sorry, it's how i roll, yo!! ;D
kimmy: oh, you're totally not missing much, besides me looking painfully uncomfortable and calling my husband a mofo!!
helene: if they're not gonna read it...then we should ABSOLUTELY blog about dick size!!!
Damn it man! I can't view it because my lame ass work has it blocked.. What the fuck are they thinking.. I'll have to check out your Fabulous Vlog when I get home. Then I need to find a victim to record me doing mine. I'm totally game for the challenge bee-otch! LOL
Have a good one and I'll be back later to review your stuff. :o)
I'm down for the challenge.. HELLS YEAH! Do I have to make up my damn bed though??!?? It's like the only room in the house that is clean right now so I guess so huh? LOL
Give me till this weekend because my recorder is shot so I'm going to have to borrow one from a friend. Hold on tight because I'm gonna look like a fucking deer in headlights.
Oh yeah!! I was finally able to view your video....at work...shhh, don't tell anyone...LOL!
Anyways, that's awesome and I'm glad I was offically able to meet you in a virtual sense. :o) Love the finger!! I like the finger...especially when I'm bitter and pissed off too! :o)
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I am in LOVE with your free use of Muther Fucker! Fuck Yeah!
DAMN him for ditching you!
And you crack me up!
I had to wait til the kids went to school so I wouldn't have to explain what a mother fracker is. ;-) Although Cara came home and asked me why all the dumbass kids on the bus tell her that she sucks her daddy. I'm gonna go kick all their snotnosed little cracks, I swear it. WHat? Not about me? Right. OK...
You're so cute! Are you on a bed? I want an accent. I think it would be fun. I don't want to be, like, incomprehnsible due to the twang and slur but just a touch of an accent like you have would be good.
Now you know what I did something other than just sit in front of the camera, right? I was all, Um...uh....so...and sucking my stupid teeth. Ham it up girly. ;-)
Yah!! You did it. Have to wait until I get home to be able to watch the video, but I know it will be good!! :)
I love that everyone knows to have their children out of the room to watch your tape. HA HA HA. I agree with being pissy if he went to see the Mavs. You are a riot & so brave. I don't think I am there yet, give me a bottle of tequila and I'll make one. Accent? What accent is Heidi talking about, I totally think you sound normal.
Gret job, Nikki! I loved how you compared yourself to your little boy. Too funny.
Your husband should be proud to be a MFer!
MF'ers rule!! Love the videosation. I wish I had any time or resources or ability or personality or.... to do that :)
You crack me up girl. I have nof'ing idea what I will say on a video, but I will do one just for you. um, kay??? And don't expect it to be funny or anything. That's not how I roll!
Ok Nicole. Bravo. Welcome to our world of Vlog. It is so much more personal and yes even though its hard to do other people love it. I will do another personal one soon. Maybe I will discuss what I pulled over on your ass this weekend! BWAHAHAHA!
I will for sure try and post a vlog on the trip for you though since you were the brainchild behind it.
Thanks so much again for helping us find the perfect trip. You should be like a travel agent for the Dallas Metroplex or something.
Love and Prayers,
Bubbs
Okay, this sucks!! I was able to see you had a video while I was at work (but I didn't want to play it there) and now that I'm home, I can't see it. UGH!!!! Maybe I'll see if it's working for me later.
That was friggin awesome! And you are SO brave!! I was asked to particpate in Chick Chat in June and I'm already panicking about it...need to schedule to get my hair done, etc, etc. (yeah right).
My husband never reads my blog either so I could pretty much say whatever I want about it and he'd never know. Although he does know I blog about him but he doesn't know the specifics...as long as I'm not discussing dick size, I don't think he cares.
justin: it makes my mother proud, i'm sure!
donnetta: yeah...he kinda sucks like that!
heidi: yes...total props to you , my friend for doing a whole little bit!! that shit is hard!! and yes...it's taken me 30+ years at working on my accent...and i still say shit like "nekkid"!!
jess: you guys inspired me...i did it, don't know if i ever will again!
heidi o: yeah, i don't know what the hell they're talking about...the whole accent thing...whatever! don't think i didn't have to work on my blood alcohol content to finish the damn video. i used beer...def should've used tequila!
jill: the "um" video was as painful as the kids...pathetic!
lane: i used the movie mode on my point and shoot...i know you have it. don't make up excuses, muther fucker!!!
kam: thanks...it'll mean the world!!
bubbles: i can't speak to you until the field has been levelled! i'm sorry, it's how i roll, yo!! ;D
kimmy: oh, you're totally not missing much, besides me looking painfully uncomfortable and calling my husband a mofo!!
helene: if they're not gonna read it...then we should ABSOLUTELY blog about dick size!!!
Nope.
Not doing it.
No way.
Not me.
I don't even like getting my picture taken.
Because everyone makes fun of my beard.
Ditto Hurricane Heather....except for the beard part!
Damn it man! I can't view it because my lame ass work has it blocked.. What the fuck are they thinking.. I'll have to check out your Fabulous Vlog when I get home. Then I need to find a victim to record me doing mine. I'm totally game for the challenge bee-otch! LOL
Have a good one and I'll be back later to review your stuff. :o)
I'm down for the challenge.. HELLS YEAH! Do I have to make up my damn bed though??!?? It's like the only room in the house that is clean right now so I guess so huh? LOL
Give me till this weekend because my recorder is shot so I'm going to have to borrow one from a friend. Hold on tight because I'm gonna look like a fucking deer in headlights.
I came from Kameron's to see, and the dang video wont load! Don't bother checking my site. You'll never get my fat @#@ on a vlog.
You crack me up!!
Oh yeah!! I was finally able to view your video....at work...shhh, don't tell anyone...LOL!
Anyways, that's awesome and I'm glad I was offically able to meet you in a virtual sense. :o) Love the finger!! I like the finger...especially when I'm bitter and pissed off too! :o)
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