We're celebrating another birthday in the Bullock household, today.
For This One...
And we're sooooooo
In honor of my boy, on his birthday, I'll share a little conversation I had with him the other day while we were looking through old pictures.
We stumbled across a picture of me nursing Lily when she was a newborn.
*That's so National Geographic, huh?*
Out of the corner of my eye, I can see Jack perk up a bit. He says with a start, "No.No.No. Wait. Go back to that picture. Yeah, that one. Is Lily sucking on your boob?!"
*Nice, right? He calls it a boob...just like a grown ass man.*
I respond, "Yes. She is breastfeeding. That's how moms feed their babies. The milk from their breasts."
With surprise and uncertainty in his voice, he says, "So, the babies just suck on their moms boobs?"
I answer, "Yes, son. That's how they get the breast milk."
Still not satisfied, Jack says, "Let me see. Can you make some milk now?"
"Uh, no kid. I can't put on a show. Moms only make milk right after the baby comes out of their tummy."
Next question, "Well, Mom. Did I used to suck on your boobs when I was a baby?"
I am starting to get a little uncomfortable hearing my 5 year old talk about sucking boobs. Hoping this will be the end of the inquisition, I say, "Yes, son, you did. You all did."
Jack pauses for a minute, still chewing on this new nugget of knowledge he has been given. With a sly grin he concludes, "That is so cool!!"
Happy Birthday...ya little perv!!