The people who invented Sharpie’s are assholes! They can’t have kids. There is no way, that they have children. For, if they did…then ALL OF THEIR SHIT, including THEMSELVES, would be covered in Sharpie. They would have lost their minds…and they would’ve shut down production of the most permanent marker in the universe!
I don’t know what it is about kids and Sharpies…but, they can’t resist them!! If you have kids…and you have a Sharpie in the house…then, somewhere in, or around your home…something valuable is covered in Sharpie!
Right now, I have an antique dresser of my great aunt’s…COVERED in Sharpie. My laminate countertops…have Sharpie on them. Kids love them some Sharpies!!
Look at this…
That’s the side…of my neighbor’s HOUSE!
That little shit wrote on the neighbor's house!! He knows better than to color on our house…but, I forgot to tell him that he also shouldn’t write his name, with a SHARPIE, on the neighbor’s house!!
You wanna hear the brilliant part of it?
Jack did it!!
He wrote his brother’s name…on the neighbor’s house…in Sharpie! Classic shithead brother thing to do, isn’t it! Avery was framed. I was angry…I felt bad…I yelled at the kid…made him apologize, and offer to help clean it up, but, I just had to laugh!
Jesica…most likely does NOT think it’s funny, in the least, and for that, I am sooooooo sorry, Jes! I promise to get Jake and Jack to figure out a way to clean the graffiti off your house!
I love how the boys scratched it out…thinking that would cover their tracks!