Thursday, March 11, 2010


Jake and our friends from high school have a forum where they hang out. I don't have a, I'm not allowed on this forum. I don't care...I didn't want to be part of their stupid forum anyway.

The other day, Jake was surfing, and I saw over his shoulder a post about a baby. Jake is always forgetting to tell me about baby news, so I looked closer, and asked, "Awwwwwww...who's having a baby?"

I looked closer at the author of the thread, and it was a person by the name of Dawn Keybolls. All these years of him telling me that my vagina was keeping me from hanging out with my friends...and they let this Dawn person on there. I didn't even remember a Keybolls from high school.

To be honest, I was pissed, that Dawn's husband, Mr. Keybolls, was whipped, and allowed his wife on the dude forum!

I asked Jake, "Who's Dawn? I thought y'all didn't let chicks on the forum? Who the hell is Dawn Keybolls?"

Without turning from the computer, Jake started to chuckle.

Annoyed, I said, "WHAT? What's so funny? Who is it? Why are you laughing?"

Still giggling like a school girl, he said, "Say it again."

More annoyed, "WHY? Dawn Keybolls."

In a full on laugh, he said, "Faster."

"DawnKeybolls. DonKeybolls. Donkey Balls??"

Sounding like Bevis, or Butthead, he said, " said 'donkey balls!'"

Reeeeeeeeal mature boys...REAL MATURE!

Real mature...and effing genius!

It's bugged me ever since, that while I enjoy the women I chat with in forums, we're not smart, sick, or twisted enough to come up with a magnificent moniker like "Dawn Keybolls!!"


This Daddy said...

I love that. I just used that name and called the office and said my name was Dawn KeyBalls and the guys running around the office looking for a file screaming "Who is working DONKEY BALLS" I blew it cause I was laughing like a 5 year old saying penis

I want on that forum. And tell Jake he better not get to high on the Mavs....the Lakers are still the shit

Dawn said...

Omg...that had me laughing so hard I thought I was going to have to be readmitted to the hospital.

I so needed that.

anon amous said...

that was a good burn...wait- that sounds like something i would do, and i have a va-jay-jay.

C. Rose Fisher said...

LOVE it! The main cog of the mail brainis always in motion....

Momof3inVA said...

Ok, that was about deja vu...or so it seemed at first.

I read that and was like WOW I swear I heard that same exact story just the other day...and then told us on BF...hahaha!

I was a little freaked out at first. ;) I need to go to sleep!

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Melinda Arnold said...

I'll introduce you to Mike Hunt.

This Daddy said...

Hey Nikki, ask Jake if his group has

Dick Z Normus as a member

Tatman said...

Brilliant! I've never met Jake and I like him already.

Lula Lola said...

I've got a friend who has a farm. It's called Hoof Hearted Farm.
Say it fast, Who Farted Farm
I wish girls did this!

heidi said...

Brutally brilliant. :-)

Jamal said...

We had a Sofonda Cox on there for a while Nikki.