Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Tell this wrong???


Cletus isn't the only redneck in my class...I do have some in me, as well. I'll be the first to admit it.

Last night, Cletus had us pulling out hair and sloughing off some dead skin cells...things like check out under the microscope. Somebody went and got a blade of grass...boring shit like that.

I thought it might be a little more interesting to examine something...oh, I don't know...maybe like a little spermatozoa. So, I asked two dudes in my lab group if they would kindly jizz in a cup so that I might examine some of their best swimmers under a microscope? Is that wrong?

I mean...come on...we're all adults here. I wasn't asking him to cut off his arm so that we could examine his internal anatomy...I was asking him to pleasure himself privately, prepare the slide and show us his goods.

I tried...but couldn't talk them into it. If I were a dude...I would've done it.


Kameron said...

No you didn't girl!!! Why don't you get your hubby to volunteer! Ha!

Kimmy said...

LMAO! There must be a lot a laughing and not learning going on in that class!

Yeah, and how about what Kameron said??!!

Tracy said...

how funny, you should ask Scott about me doing this....