Cletus isn't the only redneck in my class...I do have some in me, as well. I'll be the first to admit it.
Last night, Cletus had us pulling out hair and sloughing off some dead skin cells...things like that...to check out under the microscope. Somebody went and got a blade of grass...boring shit like that.
I thought it might be a little more interesting to examine something...oh, I don't know...maybe like a little spermatozoa. So, I asked two dudes in my lab group if they would kindly jizz in a cup so that I might examine some of their best swimmers under a microscope? Is that wrong?
I mean...come on...we're all adults here. I wasn't asking him to cut off his arm so that we could examine his internal anatomy...I was asking him to pleasure himself privately, prepare the slide and show us his goods.
I tried...but couldn't talk them into it. If I were a dude...I would've done it.