Thursday, February 26, 2009

Moto Moto...you're such a perv...

OH.MY.GAWD!!

I don't consider myself a prude, or uptight, by any stretch of the imagination. However, I do my best to monitor what my children are exposed to on television and movies...wait...

Nope, I take that back. As I recall it was my 4 year old who asked the lady at the bakery for a shark cake for his birthday. When she pulled out a cake with a "Shark Tale" theme...if my memory serves, it was my preschooler who said, "No...not like that...a shark like Jaws...with blood and stuff...cuz he eats people." The look on the ladies face was priceless!! Mother of the friggin Year!!!

My point...I'm usually not surprised by what comes out of my children's mouths. Shocking, right...seeing as I'm their mother, and all! But, this one...even I thought was a little inappropriate.

I'm driving down the road with The One Who Gets Away With Murder happily watching Madagascar 2 in the backseat. Then...in his best "Will.i.Am impersonating Barry White" impersonation, the youngest of my brood breaks into song...

"I like 'em in bed...I like 'em chunky...I like 'em round, with somethin somethin..."


Is it just me...or do you think it's ironic that he misinterpreted the lyrics as "I like 'em in bed"...just a couple of weeks after he walked in on The One and I doing a little somethin'-somethin' in our bed???

8 comments:

TattooedMinivanMom said...

Ha! As soon as I saw Moto, Moto I knew EXACTLY what you were talking about.

My kids and I watched Madagascar 2 couple weeks ago and we're still walkin around the house singin "I like em big, I like em chunky"

kristi said...

Oh my!! Too funny!
Thank God our door locks.

Heidi said...

Serious. the actually put that one out there. Well, I guess chunky need love too, but...

Jess said...

That's an actual song from a kid's movie? Gah, I don't know about that?! It seems a little strange.

Annnnd...just so you know..you probably scarred your child for life. I walked in on my parents one time when I was FOUR YEARS OLD and I still remember it, to this day. (Haha, I tease...but it's not something one can easily forget. Much as they want to!)

heidi said...

That's as good as 'I like big butts' in Shrek. I AM a prude, apparently, because I don't want my kids singing either of those songs.

You should consider trying to find a memory eraser for your kid. He might be traumatized for life. ;-)

All these B's and Me! said...

That is HILARIOUS! My Brea LOVES Madagascar 2 and sings the "I like um Big and CHUNKY" and then my hubby said one night after her little verse "like mommy"... Yeah, needless to say when he woke up two hours later with a knot the size of a base ball on his forehead wondering what happened.. I said, Honey you were hit in the head with a flying bottle.... LOL!! Nah - that's a joke but it was good though huh? I really did smack the shit out of him though. :o)

Kameron said...

That is one for the books. Aren't you glad tha long tyour kids have forgotten the trauma, your blog is a permanent record to remind them! Ha! PS Your shirt is DUN and will be mailed tomorrow mornin! PPS I suck!

The Mommy said...

LOL, that's pretty funny! Kids DO say the darndest things, huh?!