Last night, I did something that I'm not too proud of. I did something that can't be undone...opened a sort of pandora's box, if you will.
I wish I could say that it just happened, that I had no intention of ever doing it and that it began innocently...but, that would be a lie. I knew exactly what I was doing...I even had to do a little research before I began.
Part of me wishes I could go back and undo the events of last night...while a bigger part of me is rushing through this post, so that I can get back in there and do it again.
What did I do? What could I POSSIBLY be so ashamed of? Of ALL the things I've posted about, without reservation...like, my HooHa, and this foul act, and this humiliating photo, and how I treat animals...what I did last night, is by far...my darkest hour.
I became an online gamer! There I said it...throw your stones if you must.
I WiFi'ed my Wii and played MarioKart with mr.miagi in Mexico and b-randy in Australia...and I even had the privilege of playing with a kick-ass Karter from right here in the Midwest, RadDad!!
It was fun...no, it was phenomenal! Just knowing that I was playing against real people and not computer generated obstacles, took to my MarioKarting to a-whole-nother level.
So...let me know if you're into this sort of thing. I'll give you my friend code and I will kick your MarioKart ass!! Well, to be honest...I won't kick your ass! I won't even be able to hit you with a turtle shell...I suck! I came in last in all but one race last night! I will talk shit though...regardless of my skillz!!!