Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I crossed a line...

Last night, I did something that I'm not too proud of. I did something that can't be undone...opened a sort of pandora's box, if you will.

I wish I could say that it just happened, that I had no intention of ever doing it and that it began innocently...but, that would be a lie. I knew exactly what I was doing...I even had to do a little research before I began.

Part of me wishes I could go back and undo the events of last night...while a bigger part of me is rushing through this post, so that I can get back in there and do it again.

What did I do? What could I POSSIBLY be so ashamed of? Of ALL the things I've posted about, without reservation...like, my HooHa, and this foul act, and this humiliating photo, and how I treat animals...what I did last night, is by far...my darkest hour.

I became an online gamer! There I said it...throw your stones if you must.

I WiFi'ed my Wii and played MarioKart with mr.miagi in Mexico and b-randy in Australia...and I even had the privilege of playing with a kick-ass Karter from right here in the Midwest, RadDad!!


It was fun...no, it was phenomenal! Just knowing that I was playing against real people and not computer generated obstacles, took to my MarioKarting to a-whole-nother level.

So...let me know if you're into this sort of thing. I'll give you my friend code and I will kick your MarioKart ass!! Well, to be honest...I won't kick your ass! I won't even be able to hit you with a turtle shell...I suck! I came in last in all but one race last night! I will talk shit though...regardless of my skillz!!!


Juls said...

how funny..I did that a couple of weeks ago, but with guitar hero. I haven't tried it with mario cart, but that sounds like a blast!!

Jest said...

You should be ashamed of yourself...
But seriously, I didn't even know you COULD play online Mario Kart. I may have to get in on some of this action at some point.

Heidi said...

Does your husband know about this? Are you seeking help? Do you need me to rush out & get MarioKart for the Wii. I mean, it has got to be so much better than the one I play on the DS.

Lane said...

I usually play online too..but only poker. :) What can I say, it bought this computer so it can't be all that bad.

I would love to hook the ol' PS2 up to the internet and get sacked by some random 7th grader in the midwest playing Madden, but just can't pull the trigger on it.

Coolness, though...gotta love video games.