Friday, January 9, 2009

UPDATE on my Writers Workshop...

I participated in Mama Kat's Writer's Workshop yesterday and The One created a list of 6 words he would use to describe me. After recent events, he has revised his list. This is his new list:

STARVED
BITTER
BITCHY
CROTCHETY
SCORNFUL
PESSIMISTIC

I'm a little bitter and bitchy about his new list. If you remember, at the end of my post, I stated, "He is soooo getting laid tonight." Well, he was graciously rewarded for his kind comments last night...only to officially revise his list this morning. I simply made a couple of innocent, and maybe a little harsh, comments, like:

"No, I'm not buying that kind of shit at the store if I can't even eat it!"

"I'm starving...don't you dare ask me to cook your dinner...cook it yourself if you're hungry...there's no way you're as hungry as I am!"

"If you guys don't quit talking about cheeseburgers...I'm going to start cracking some skulls!"


I'm feeling duped...and starved, and bitter, and bitchy, and pessimistic...hell, who am I kidding...he's totally right!

4 comments:

jenn said...

Uh oh. It sounds like I'm not the only one on a diet.

heidi said...

ahhhh you're on the crap detox downslope, aren't ya? damnit janet that sucks.

All these B's and Me! said...

You must be going through the worst part of it. Skinny people SUCK! Look what hell we put ourselves in just to lose some pounds. Bitches! :o)

Heidi said...

Amen to all you sisters. Now, margs & chips. I am telling you. Happy fat people are so much more fun to be around than skinny bitches!