The One Who Doesn't Say Much plays with our neighbor's kid quite a bit. They just got a dog...strike that...they just got TWO new dogs. And what sweet, lovable, perfect for young kids...breed of dog did they choose for their family, you ask!!!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? ARE YOU FRIGGIN KIDDING ME??? THEY'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!
I suspect the conversation went something like this:
DAD - Hmmmmm...what kind of playmate do we want for our children.
MOM - Should we get a cute little fuzzy poodle?
DAD - Maybe a loyal labrador.
MOM - All kids love weenie dogs, what about one of those?
DAD - No...honey...let's get this one.
MOM - The precious little terrier?
DAD - No, silly...the giant bag of muscle behind him that's frothing at the mouth
and is destined to turn on us and eat our children's faces off when we least expect it!
MOM - Yes...that's the one...in fact...let's take two of them. We have two daughters...we should get two dogs...each dog can eat the face off of one of our children!!!
DAD - That sounds PERFECT!!!