For the first time since I've started this little ol' blog...I had to censor myself. I don't get embarrassed too easily, and there's only a few things that I won't talk about on my blog.
The way I see it...I am what I am...I do what I do...and I consider myself a pretty average person with a pretty average family. So, whatever I'm doing behind closed doors...you probably are, too. Well, there is that one thing I do...that I know NO ONE else does...which is why I'll never blog about it!
My conscience got to me yesterday afternoon...this is what it said.
Angel Me - That post about our professor was pretty mean.
Devil Me - So what...she said all that shit...I only repeated it.
Angel Me - What if she reads it?
Devil Me - I don't give a fuck if she reads it...she talks like a redneck...PERIOD!
Angel Me - Would you please not use the F-word around me...you know I hate it!
Devil Me - *rolls eyes*
Angel Me - Seriously, what if she Google's her students, just out of curiousity?
Devil Me - I would just tell her that I'm not into that sort of thing, but thanks for the proposition...ba dum bum!!
Angel Me - You're so perverted...could you focus on the conversation here! I'm serious!
Devil Me - Okay, Okay...but, I already thought about that. She's not anywhere close to being computer savvy enough to find our blog. She told us so in class! We're cool.
Angel Me - Yeah, but, remember...that girl from Psychology is in our class...you made her mad last semester...she never liked us. What if she finds our blog and shows it to our professor!
Devil Me - Fuck that bitch...I would kick her ass!
Angel Me - Language!!!
Devil Me - Sorry!...Poo on her...I would beat her up! Is that better?
Angel Me - Yes...it is! AND...you wouldn't beat anyone up...you never have and you never will...not while I'm around anyway! You know I'm right. Nursing school is so competitive and what if one of our classmates finds our blog...and shows the post to our professor just to knock out some of the competition?
Devil Me - Fine...I'll take the post off of our blog, if it'll make you shut-up!!
Angel Me - Thanks....What are you doing?
Devil Me - I'm Google-ing the names of our classmates...I'm gonna try to find some dirt on them...you know...to knock out some of the competition. It was your idea!!