Thursday, January 22, 2009

I think I'm paranoid...

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For the first time since I've started this little ol' blog...I had to censor myself. I don't get embarrassed too easily, and there's only a few things that I won't talk about on my blog.

The way I see it...I am what I am...I do what I do...and I consider myself a pretty average person with a pretty average family. So, whatever I'm doing behind closed doors...you probably are, too. Well, there is that one thing I do...that I know NO ONE else does...which is why I'll never blog about it!

My conscience got to me yesterday afternoon...this is what it said.

Angel Me - That post about our professor was pretty mean.
Devil Me - So what...she said all that shit...I only repeated it.
Angel Me - What if she reads it?
Devil Me - I don't give a fuck if she reads it...she talks like a redneck...PERIOD!
Angel Me - Would you please not use the F-word around me...you know I hate it!
Devil Me - *rolls eyes*
Angel Me - Seriously, what if she Google's her students, just out of curiousity?
Devil Me - I would just tell her that I'm not into that sort of thing, but thanks for the proposition...ba dum bum!!
Angel Me - You're so perverted...could you focus on the conversation here! I'm serious!
Devil Me - Okay, Okay...but, I already thought about that. She's not anywhere close to being computer savvy enough to find our blog. She told us so in class! We're cool.
Angel Me - Yeah, but, remember...that girl from Psychology is in our class...you made her mad last semester...she never liked us. What if she finds our blog and shows it to our professor!
Devil Me - Fuck that bitch...I would kick her ass!
Angel Me - Language!!!
Devil Me - Sorry!...Poo on her...I would beat her up! Is that better?
Angel Me - Yes...it is! AND...you wouldn't beat anyone up...you never have and you never will...not while I'm around anyway! You know I'm right. Nursing school is so competitive and what if one of our classmates finds our blog...and shows the post to our professor just to knock out some of the competition?
Devil Me - Fine...I'll take the post off of our blog, if it'll make you shut-up!!
Angel Me - Thanks....What are you doing?
Devil Me - I'm Google-ing the names of our classmates...I'm gonna try to find some dirt on them...you know...to knock out some of the competition. It was your idea!!

13 comments:

Jill (Sneaky Momma) said...

I've had to delete a post or two myself. Especially when I accidentally viewed my blog at the in laws and worried that they would somehow stumble upon it. :)

Michele said...

I really enjoy reading your blog, you're smart and very funny and I love your honesty!

kristi said...

LOL, you crack me up!!

Rassles said...

Dude, kidding me? I read that redneck post in the reader and it DOMINATED.

Kameron said...

You could sue if anyone tried to "knock you out" of nursing school! I'm pretty sure she's too busy with her feline friend to go searching for your blog!!

Chris M. said...

Jesus, why are you over thinking something as small as a blog post? Freaking females. Grow some nutz and let'em hang.

Do you still check the closet at night for the boogey man?

Nikki B. said...

Miller - I grew some nutz once...they slowed me down! Got rid of 'em!

Of course I still check the closet at night for the boogey man...uh...for the kids...you know...so they won't be scared...yeah, that's it!

Elisabeth said...

LOL!! That was great!

TattooedMinivanMom said...

Did you really delete a post cause of your...how do you say...conscience?

Nikki B. said...

TatMom - if you mean conscience in the sense of feeling bad or guilty for laughing at other people's expense...HELL TO THE NIZ-O...i get high on the ignorance of others...it's where my self esteem comes from. to prove it, america's funniest video's is my fave t.v. show!

if you mean it in the sense of covering my ass...making sure that some pathetic moron doesn't try to bring me down because i know my left from my right and don't reproduce with my cousins...then yeah...it was my conscience!

gina said...

Darn! Ok, that's why I couldn't comment on it from my reader. Too funny!

All these B's and Me! said...

You are hilarious and I love your honesty! You defiently keep it real and that's why your one of the top blogs I read the most. :o)

The Thompson's said...

Hey you,

I have some inside info on this one since I read the post. It was the thing of Legends I tell you people. LEEEH GEENNNNS!!