It’s Swear Word Wednesday!! I should totally start a meme, or something.
My favorite day of the week!
But, I’m dieting, so I’m muh-fuckin’ hungry!!
I’ve given up Dr.Pepper.
I’ve given up my happy pills.
I’ve given up the tele.
Now, I’m giving up delicious food??? WTF??!!??
And instead, for breakfast, I had some shitty shake that tasted like snot!! It was the damn worst thing I’ve ever put in my damn mouth!
Really? Without all those things…what is there to live for?
The joy and happiness that my kids bring into my life?
They’re damn assholes most of the time, if I’m being honest!
*this is where I whine.*
He just got the P90X , and he’s gonna make me do it with him!!
Not IT, it…P90X, it. Although, at this juncture, I would happily do IT for a Dr. Pepper and a burrito!
Which makes me, pretty much…a whore. A burrito-ho!
I can live with that…
Anyway…swear at me! Even if all you can muster is calling me a “cotton-headed-ninny-muggins.” I can take it!
It’s Swear Word Wednesday!
It’s what we do!