Monday, April 19, 2010

Look who’s back…

Creepy, Porn-stache guy…

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This is who I picture, when I look at my husband…

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Hot, right?

I don’t think so, either!

Actions speak louder than words, and the return of the creepy ‘stache, screams…

“I HATE SEX!  I GREW THIS ‘STACHE, TO REPULSE MY WIFE, SO THAT SHE WILL NO LONGER ALLOW ME NEAR HER!”

Well, that’s what I hear it screaming.

I bet, to Ginger Lynn, it screams, “BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW!”

12 comments:

Tessa said...

lmao! my friend is from louisiana and her brothers were out visiting and watching this show (reno 911). A little bit into it, it came out that they actually thought it was a real reality show!
good luck with that stache.

This Daddy said...

DAMN, that is awesome. Keep that look. That is great.

The Porn stache. That shit rocks.

Nikki and stop trying to fool everyone....you know you want your man lookin like that

Jes said...

LOL!! So funny!! Yeah, I don't like it either. Definitely creepy looking :)

Andrea said...

I'll pay money if you can get a picture of your man in those hot shorts!!

Lolidots said...

So awesome! It's awesomer (yes, it's a word) on your hubby than on mine though. Apparently, he and a friend decided to have a "Stache Off" and see who could grow one fastest. I have been living with Lt. Dangle lately too.

C. Rose Fisher said...

As my bro-in-law says Brown-Chicken-Brown-Cow! Groovey pics!

Kimmy said...

OMG!! I can totally see why you picture that guy when you look at your husband..LOL! Yeah, and those short shorts on that guy is so not cute AT ALL! Ewwwww! (said with a Paris Hilton voice....lol!)

S.I.F. said...

OK. The things he does with his facial hair?

Priceless!

Rassles said...

Whatever, I think it's friggin' gorgeous.

Heidi said...

How do you kiss that? I mean my hubs grows a week long scruff and I can't seem to find anything to connect my lips to. I think I need suction and those hairs just deter that suction. I think that one should be his FB profile.

Mama SeWELL said...

BAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! That is friggin hilarious, the side by side comparison is just to much! That is a 2010 Halloween costume all the way!!
The porn 'stache is better than the nasty tri-colored face 'fro my man is rockin.

Deb in MD said...

You are freaking hilarious, and by the way, I think Reno 911 is hysterical.

Just catching up with your blog, you always seem to make me laugh, thanks!