Emily posted this song, and I haven’t stopped laughing all day!!
Just a few things…
“He taught me how to turn my cheek…when people laugh at me.”
Ummm…it’s a damn good thing, because I bet this guy gets laughed at a lot! I’ve been laughing at him all day!
“He taught me how to praise my God…and still play rock and roll.”
Is this rock and roll?
“But Jesus came and found me…and he touched me down inside. He is like a mountie…he always gets his man.”
Dude…is this guy implying that Jesus is gay?
“And he’ll zap you any way he can….ZAAAAP”
Like…with a death ray? I’m scared!
Man…Jesus has got to be more careful with how he picks his friends!!
Emily…I cannot thank you enough!!! This is a riot!!