Jake: “Hey man, Nikki and I aren’t gonna make it tonight. The Icelandic volcano has effed up our concert plans, and Avery has a ball game, so, we’re just gonna stay home.”
Our Irish/Lebanese-American friend: “Dude…did you just pull the ‘volcano’ card, to ditch me?”
Jake: “Yeah…I think I just did.”
I’m pretty sure that card can only be used…like once, in a life time. I’ll have to read the fine print.
6 comments:
I can't even tell that you are upset about this concert, you hide your disappointments so well. Wish I could be as good as you :) lol
So now you are using the volcano as an excuse to not hang with friends and loved ones. I am turning you over the A.S.H., no Ms. Nikki, I said A.S.H. not HASH. Get Austin out of your head.
President of the Volcano Ash Cleanup Committee
O. Howie Dickter
When our volcano went off last summer, I hid in the house like chicken little for a week. I wanted nothing to do with Ash! That stuff is like glass and it will tear your car up!
At least, that's the excuse I went with! :)
I'm absolutely devastated I didn't use that excuse for something! Damn, y'all are good!
Ha! Hilarious. Best excuse ever.
i wish i could have used that excuse for something!
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