Friday, April 23, 2010

A conversation…

Jake:  “Hey man, Nikki and I aren’t gonna make it tonight.  The Icelandic volcano has effed up our concert plans, and Avery has a ball game, so, we’re just gonna stay home.” 

Our Irish/Lebanese-American friend:  “Dude…did you just pull the ‘volcano’ card, to ditch me?” 

Jake:  “Yeah…I think I just did.” 

I’m pretty sure that card can only be used…like once, in a life time.  I’ll have to read the fine print. 

6 comments:

Jes said...

I can't even tell that you are upset about this concert, you hide your disappointments so well. Wish I could be as good as you :) lol

This Daddy said...

So now you are using the volcano as an excuse to not hang with friends and loved ones. I am turning you over the A.S.H., no Ms. Nikki, I said A.S.H. not HASH. Get Austin out of your head.

President of the Volcano Ash Cleanup Committee

O. Howie Dickter

S.I.F. said...

When our volcano went off last summer, I hid in the house like chicken little for a week. I wanted nothing to do with Ash! That stuff is like glass and it will tear your car up!

At least, that's the excuse I went with! :)

Lolidots said...

I'm absolutely devastated I didn't use that excuse for something! Damn, y'all are good!

Holly Renee said...

Ha! Hilarious. Best excuse ever.

Kameron said...

i wish i could have used that excuse for something!