Jake: “Hey man, Nikki and I aren’t gonna make it tonight. The Icelandic volcano has effed up our concert plans, and Avery has a ball game, so, we’re just gonna stay home.”
Our Irish/Lebanese-American friend: “Dude…did you just pull the ‘volcano’ card, to ditch me?”
Jake: “Yeah…I think I just did.”
I’m pretty sure that card can only be used…like once, in a life time. I’ll have to read the fine print.