Jake works from home on Wednesdays, so, it’s just the two of us, alone in the house, while the kids are at school.
Wanna know what we do all day?
Let me clarify…
Wanna know what we do all day, that’s halfway appropriate for me to share with you on my blog?
Every spoken sentence contains an expletive!
We’re very careful to watch our language while the kids are around, and Wednesdays are our “days off.”
A couple of Wednesdays ago, Avery was home sick from school.
Jake and I went about our normal Wednesday routine…
Throwing as many “damns” into each sentence as humanly possible, to emulate Myron Mixon, from TLC’s Pitmasters. It was one of our favorite shows back when we had the TV, and he was our favorite pit master!
“How damn many scoops of sugar do you want in your damn coffee, Babe?”
“Hell, two’s fine. Will you put a couple of scoops of some damn creamer in there, too?”
“I damn sure will.”
Avery wasn’t used to hearing us damn that many things, and came busting out of his room, and said, “OH.MY.GOD!!! What are y’all doing? Stop with the cussing!! Is this what y’all do all day while we’re at school? Just cuss? Is it?”
Jake and I looked at each other, and in damn-near unison, we said, “Damn sure is!!”