Wednesday, February 24, 2010

What we do…

Jake works from home on Wednesdays, so, it’s just the two of us, alone in the house, while the kids are at school.

Wanna know what we do all day?

Let me clarify…

Wanna know what we do all day, that’s halfway appropriate for me to share with you on my blog?

We cuss.

Like sailors.

Every spoken sentence contains an expletive!

It’s fun!

We’re very careful to watch our language while the kids are around, and Wednesdays are our “days off.”

A couple of Wednesdays ago, Avery was home sick from school. 

Jake and I went about our normal Wednesday routine…

Throwing as many “damns” into each sentence as humanly possible, to emulate Myron Mixon, from TLC’s Pitmasters.  It was one of our favorite shows back when we had the TV, and he was our favorite pit master!

“How damn many scoops of sugar do you want in your damn coffee, Babe?”

“Hell, two’s fine.  Will you put a couple of scoops of some damn creamer in there, too?”

“I damn sure will.”

Avery wasn’t used to hearing us damn that many things, and came busting out of his room, and said, “OH.MY.GOD!!!  What are y’all doing?  Stop with the cussing!!  Is this what y’all do all day while we’re at school?  Just cuss?  Is it?”

Jake and I looked at each other, and in damn-near unison, we said, “Damn sure is!!”

15 comments:

This Daddy said...

Holy shit, that is so damn funny. I am not sure I would know what in the hell to do if I didnt have your farking blog to read. Ok now I need to get off my ass and go repo some piece of shits car.

Melissa said...

You still crack me up!

Jess said...

I want to hang out with you and your family one day!

MrsW said...

lol - the release! My sister used to pick my OH up from work on a Friday night and they would drive all the way home screaming obscenties at everything and everyone from the safety of the car. He's a teacher and she's a support for learning assistant - by 3:30 on Friday I think they needed it.

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Stacey said...

I had to take off my glasses and wipe my eyes with this one! lol

Kameron said...

I think it is great that you have a whole day swear fest while the kids are at school! Awesome!

Momof3inVA said...

That's great you can limit your cursing to Wednesdays....I have a hard time limiting myself at all!

My mother used to brag that my first word was 'chit' ;)

All Things Family said...

that's too funny! We've had to nix the cuss words at our house too...a certain someone (not me) yelled out "cocksucker" and my certain other someone...the one that's 2 waited a minute, and then said it as well! Nice one dad! nice!

All Things Family said...

that's too funny! We've had to nix the cuss words at our house too...a certain someone (not me) yelled out "cocksucker" and my certain other someone...the one that's 2 waited a minute, and then said it as well! Nice one dad! nice!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Hi! I'm stopping by for the first time and glad I did! i so wish my hubs swore sometimes. I um, do and he doesn't. It would be fun to cuss with him sometime!

S.I.F. said...

I love you! Sometimes you've just got to drop a few curse words to feel alive!

j.l.n. said...

that's about damn near like my better half and i. although i think every time we open our mouths, a sailor blushes =X

Lolidots said...

That's awesome! Now hubby and I have something fun to add to our date nights! Cuss fest!

Um, because we totally never cuss around our kids...yeah.

Rassles said...

Hot damn, I'd do that to.