Wednesday, February 10, 2010

This is for you...

So, I have this blog friend, who I've chatted with via comments and emails for months and months. Several months back we realized we were actually neighbors, when she saw my kids roaming the streets in front of her house! Cool, right?

Well, we finally got to hang out for the first time a couple of weeks ago, when I hosted a Bunco night.

It was a blast, and it was great to meet an online friend.

Except...

I haven't heard from my blog friend since Bunco!

I figure, one, of several things, likely happened...

1. She got food poisoning from the dinner I prepared, and is still recovering.

2. She doesn't hang out with people who serve their guests boxed wine.

3. She's pissed because she didn't win the Shake Weight.

4. She's revolted that I would give a Shake Weight as a prize, then encourage the winner, who happened to be my son's Pre-K teacher, to demonstrate it for the group!

5. She was turned off by the sight of a grown woman, who was too tipsy to work a hole puncher, and punch an index card!

**Note to self: Next time you host Bunco, make sure there is a Designated Hole Puncher, for the seventh inning stretch!**

6. She thought my kids were loud, and had no idea that I was even louder!!

7. The dog pissed on her because he has a nervous and excitable bladder, and/or, he humped her.

8. I'm just an asshole!

God, it's probably number eight!!

Do you have any URL friends turned IRL friends?

12 comments:

Kimmy said...

Oh no, Nikki!! :o(

Love the list though! Too funny! Perhaps she's just sick cause that is going around. I hope that's all it is.

S.I.F. said...

I'm pretty sure I would totally turn off and URL friends IRL too... It's not just you! :)

Allie said...

Hehehe....NONE of 8 are true! I just have an a-hole for a boss & the internet time has been SLASHED! I actually had a dream about you two nights ago....can't wait to blog about it!!

This Daddy said...

I think it all goes back to the decision to get rid of the tv.

Momof3inVA said...

I'm sorry, but I totally LOL'd! I could so see that happening to guests at our house...which is probably why we don't ever have company! ;)

Tessa said...

LOL! I see that it was Allie who you were talking about and that none of the 8 was true. I guess I'm not the only one who dreams about you, hehehe. Crazy about the snow in TX!!! Wackyness.
p.s. what's Bunco? sounds fun!

Bridget said...

Haha! Glad Allie got back to you on that! :D

p.s. It totally would have been okay if you had kept the snow in TX...ugh!

Egg Donors said...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

Donnetta said...

Thank GOD my bunco bitches are as crazy as I am. Or I would have CERTAINLY lost friends!!

Tina said...

So funny....

Isn't this snow crazy.....

Hugs

Eyeglasses & Endzones said...

He He He....the only thing this photo montage is missing is your sweet pink wig...BRING IT!

Arizona Mamma said...

I found out a little bit ago that one of my url friends lives 6 houses away. We have yet to actually meet. Maybe it's fear over something like this.