This is for you...

So, I have this blog friend, who I've chatted with via comments and emails for months and months. Several months back we realized we were actually neighbors, when she saw my kids roaming the streets in front of her house! Cool, right?

Well, we finally got to hang out for the first time a couple of weeks ago, when I hosted a Bunco night.

It was a blast, and it was great to meet an online friend.

Except...

I haven't heard from my blog friend since Bunco!

I figure, one, of several things, likely happened...

1. She got food poisoning from the dinner I prepared, and is still recovering.

2. She doesn't hang out with people who serve their guests boxed wine.

3. She's pissed because she didn't win the Shake Weight.

4. She's revolted that I would give a Shake Weight as a prize, then encourage the winner, who happened to be my son's Pre-K teacher, to demonstrate it for the group!

5. She was turned off by the sight of a grown woman, who was too tipsy to work a hole puncher, and punch an index card!

**Note to self: Next time you host Bunco, make sure there is a Designated Hole Puncher, for the seventh inning stretch!**

6. She thought my kids were loud, and had no idea that I was even louder!!

7. The dog pissed on her because he has a nervous and excitable bladder, and/or, he humped her.

8. I'm just an asshole!

God, it's probably number eight!!

Do you have any URL friends turned IRL friends?