Monday, February 15, 2010

Conversations in the car...

On the eve of Valentine's Day, love was on my brain.

We were driving home from the grocery store, and I asked, "Hey. You guys. What do you think love is? Fill in the blank. Love is..."

Avery, always first, yelled, "You and Dad!"

**Always first, and always profound!!**

I asked Lily, next. "Lil, what about you? Love is..."

Still staring out the window, she shrugged her shoulders, said, "I don't know."

**That child HATES being put on the spot!! Uh, no pun intended! You'll see the pun in a minute!**

Jake jumped in with, "Love is walking hand in hand."

Laughing, I said, "Awww, you're such a butt kisser!! It's Valentine's Day, dude...it's in the bag, if you know what I mean! No worries!!"

**Thank god the kids are still too young to pick up on our innuendos. I know it won't be for long, but, until then, the innuendos abound!!**

The entire time this conversation had been going on, the radio was on, but, it was just background noise. None of were really listening, as we were having a family discussion.

Or so we thought...

Jack blurted out, "Dad! What's a G-Spot?"

**WTF!!!!**

I turned to Jake and said, "Did he just say G-Spot?" Then, to Jack, "Where did you hear that?"

Jack said, "On the radio. Just now. They said, 'I'm going to the G Spot.' What is it?"

I was ready to pass it off under the "it's just grown up stuff" umbrella that I am so fond of using when I don't feel like answering difficult questions, but, Jake broke the awkward silence with...

"It's where the cool kids hang out."

**WTF!!!**

Satisfied with that answer, Jack sat back in his chair, arms folded, nodding his head, and boasted, "Then, I'm going to the G Spot!"

With my original conversation about love, dead in the water, I turned around, looked at Jake and said, "Way to go, Babe. WAY. TO. GO! I'm directing any calls from the school to YOU this week!!"

13 comments:

Kimmy said...

LOL!! You guys are too hilarious over there!!

This Daddy said...

Jake is so right. The G-Spot is where the cool husbands hang out too.

Bridget said...

OMGosh, too funny!!!

Jes said...

That Jack says some funny things! I've got another one I over heard the other day when the boys were getting snowballs ready for their fight. Call me later and I'll spill the story :)

Momof3inVA said...

that is toooo funny!

Kameron said...

Jack has a future in Adam Sandler movies! That kid cracks me up!

Tim said...

Ah yes! The joys of kids. I had to read this to Carey.

Sorry its been so long, hope all is well with you guys!

Bubs

S.I.F. said...

Oh man! All I can say is that if you raise a boy who knows how to find the g-spot, way to go!

Melissa said...

Thanks again for the laugh Nikki!

Lolidots said...

Bwahahahaha! Hopefully your hubby was a "cool kid" on Valentine's night!

Never a dull moment in your house or car, eh?

Deb in MD said...

It would have been hard not to laugh, too funny!

Katie said...

OMG! You guys are TOO funny!

ALI said...

OMGosh, I just laughed way to hard....

Ever since the Adam Lambert song "Whataya want from me", I've been thinking I really need to change the station... Thank you for reminding me to do so today.

Did you get any calls from school on this?