Conversations in the car...

On the eve of Valentine's Day, love was on my brain.

We were driving home from the grocery store, and I asked, "Hey. You guys. What do you think love is? Fill in the blank. Love is..."

Avery, always first, yelled, "You and Dad!"

**Always first, and always profound!!**

I asked Lily, next. "Lil, what about you? Love is..."

Still staring out the window, she shrugged her shoulders, said, "I don't know."

**That child HATES being put on the spot!! Uh, no pun intended! You'll see the pun in a minute!**

Jake jumped in with, "Love is walking hand in hand."

Laughing, I said, "Awww, you're such a butt kisser!! It's Valentine's Day, dude...it's in the bag, if you know what I mean! No worries!!"

**Thank god the kids are still too young to pick up on our innuendos. I know it won't be for long, but, until then, the innuendos abound!!**

The entire time this conversation had been going on, the radio was on, but, it was just background noise. None of were really listening, as we were having a family discussion.

Or so we thought...

Jack blurted out, "Dad! What's a G-Spot?"

**WTF!!!!**

I turned to Jake and said, "Did he just say G-Spot?" Then, to Jack, "Where did you hear that?"

Jack said, "On the radio. Just now. They said, 'I'm going to the G Spot.' What is it?"

I was ready to pass it off under the "it's just grown up stuff" umbrella that I am so fond of using when I don't feel like answering difficult questions, but, Jake broke the awkward silence with...

"It's where the cool kids hang out."

**WTF!!!**

Satisfied with that answer, Jack sat back in his chair, arms folded, nodding his head, and boasted, "Then, I'm going to the G Spot!"

With my original conversation about love, dead in the water, I turned around, looked at Jake and said, "Way to go, Babe. WAY. TO. GO! I'm directing any calls from the school to YOU this week!!"