Thursday, May 28, 2009

The post in which I curse, A LOT...

Ya wanna know something that drives me up the fuckin' wall? The T9 or iTap...whatever it's called...on my cell phone that finishes words for me when I text.

The majority of the time, it's a handy little feature. However, I wish the damned thing would refrain from trying to censor me!

Why should my celly care if I want to say shit, or fuck, or ass, or bitch, or goddamncocksuckingmotherfucker!?!

Whilst trying to send a text containing the word "fuckin" to a friend...my T9 predicted that I was trying to type one of the following words:

Dualgo
Dualim
Evalin
Duckgo
Evalgo
Dualho
Dualgm
Duckim
Evalim
Duckho
Evalho
Duckgm
Dualio
Duckio
Ducki6

Duckho-A, man...just let me say Fuckin already, wouldya??? Besides...in the words of one Mr. Robert Brown...IT'S MY PEROGATIVE!!

10 comments:

Alicia W. said...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR T9'S FUCKING PROBLEM? :)

Kimmy said...

I feel ya! I have issues with my phone too while texting. Only thing with mine is, if I type too fast, it scrambles the friggen letters up and by the time I'm done and look to proof what I just typed, stupid thing doesn't make any sense. Then I have to redo the screwed up letters. Fuckin' stupid ass phones!!!!!!!

Family said...

Mine did the same thing until a friend fixed it, turned that feature off and now I can text just fine. See if you can just turn it off.

Tim said...

I dont have that problem as I dont text. Why go thru the trouble when you can just call adn say it I say?

UUMMMMMM Wheres your Vlogemo?!!

Bubbles

Rassles said...

I don't do T9. Devil's keyboard.

Tatman said...

Too fuckin' funny. Family is fuckin' right, you can turn that shit off.

Kameron said...

I was trying to type plates once and it changed it to slaves. Yeah, My friend was so freaking confused when I said I could come over after I counted my slaves. Oops. (oh and if it still doesn't make any sense when you insert the word plates, I had to count bacterial colonies on my agar plates. Clear as mud now, right?)

Kameron said...

Oh, my suggestion is to get a phone with a keyboard , like a palm treo, crackberry or (if you have verizon) an envy.

Sneaky Momma said...

Took me forever to realize I could turn that feature off. Good riddance, word filler in-er!!!!!

Helene said...

I hardly ever text but when I do, I notice the same thing and it is freakin annoying! I don't even think half the words that yours suggested are even real words!!