Monday, January 25, 2010

Finished...

I've been "fat sitting" for far too long.

Far. FAR!! Too long!!

It's high time I returned this fat to it's rightful owner.

There is some skinny bitch out there who is missing her fat!! Bless her heart!! She's probably cold. Having trouble deciding which dude to lay. And wants a burrito.

Well, here ya go, sweet cheeks...I'm done with this shit. It's all yours!

Uh...actually...

I'm gonna need just a couple more weeks with the fat, so I can give it a proper goodbye. After that...I SWEAR!! I'll return it!



**Please remind me that I declared this publicly...and hold my fat ass accountable to shedding some LBs!! Deal?**

11 comments:

Jes said...

Girl, I feel ya! I need to do the same thing! Sucks.

Allie said...

Send me the skinny girls address, so I can send her some as well! Good luck girl!

Tracy said...

I'm right along with ya.

heidi said...

Yeah. I give up. LOL

Kimmy said...

I know how you feel....and it was nice when I returned mine too. Good luck!!

Kameron said...

Holy spam, Batman! Erase that shit above me! Anywho. Brook and I are going to have a weekly meetining on line to talk about our fat and kicking it's butt so you are welcome to join. It's nice to be held accountable. We are starting our adventure next Monday when I go back to work. You in?? I'll send you the spread sheet. No, I'm not kidding. I'm a total nerd.

Bridget said...

I'm with ya!!! I have a reunion coming up and a little red dress in my closet begging to be worn...

Stop by my blog, I have something for you! :D

Lolidots said...

"fat sitting"- you seriously crack me up!

And, you know you're a southerner when you say "bless her heart"!

Lolidots said...

Hey! So, I gave you a blog award! You can see it here:
http://www.lolidots.com/loliblog/speechless-

;-)

S.I.F. said...

I freaking love you! I wish that skinny bitch you're referring would take back my lovehandles too... Plus, my butt has been extra Badonk lately. I'm over it!

Momof3inVA said...

That was too funny...If you find that skinny chick, let me know, too...I have enough for her and her friend! ;)