Sunday, July 18, 2010

Potty humor...

That Jack...the shit that kid says is funny!

Today, he was coming home from his Nan's house, and when the boys walked in the door, Jack, obviously uncomfortable, and walking a little funny, said, "Oh man, I really gotta hurry," and he headed for our bathroom.

The one that I prefer they don't use, because I don't really care for their precious little piss all over the walls of my bathroom. If they wanna piss on the walls of their own bathroom...fine. Whatev. But, I don't like them weilding their urine filled, super soakers, in my bathroom!!

Jake followed him into our room, and said, "What are you doing?"

Feigning an English accent, Jack replied, "I'm off to empty muh cham-buh!"

No doubt confused by the accent, and this new euphemism, Jake asked, "Your chamber?"

"Yeah...muh cham-buh...I gotta empty it." Flipping back to his regular Jack accent, he explained, "You know. I gotta poop."

6 comments:

S.I.F. said...

Comic gold... Love that kid!

Bridget said...

That's it, I need a "no boys" bathroom all to myself! Love this story because I can totally relate!!!

Kimmy said...

OMG...Your kids say some funny stuff!!

Eyeglasses & Endzones said...

Oh, can I bring him home??? He would fit right in with this crew..who seems to think that the Iphone Fart App is just the best thing on the planet.....Geez, will we ever be civilized?

theagnosticswife said...

Too bad there's not a like button on blogger, because I would so hit it for this. LOL.

Kameron said...

Nate and Jack sound a lot alike! I am having flash forwards of what he'll be like at that age! Ha!