Monday, May 24, 2010

Def poetry jam...

This one's for the tummy tuck lady, with back fat and cottage cheese that I saw at the pool today...

Wow! Your tummy's flat.
A dime would bounce right off it.
Your ass? Not so much!


Thanks for reminding me that a tummy tuck won't make my thighs quit rubbing together, shrink my saddle bags, or erase that fat that hangs out by my bra strap.

3 comments:

H.C. Bishop said...

You seriously crack me up!

This Daddy said...

Man, I bet that woman looked hot today at the pool.

And are you sure she didn't have the FUM-MUNDA cheese?

Kameron said...

She should have added lipo to the bill while she was at it!