This one's for the tummy tuck lady, with back fat and cottage cheese that I saw at the pool today...
Wow! Your tummy's flat.
A dime would bounce right off it.
Your ass? Not so much!
Thanks for reminding me that a tummy tuck won't make my thighs quit rubbing together, shrink my saddle bags, or erase that fat that hangs out by my bra strap.
Monday, May 24, 2010
Def poetry jam...
Posted by Nikki B. at 10:46 PM
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3 comments:
You seriously crack me up!
Man, I bet that woman looked hot today at the pool.
And are you sure she didn't have the FUM-MUNDA cheese?
She should have added lipo to the bill while she was at it!
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