Tuesday, August 31, 2010

An intimate moment...

With so many figurative balls in the air right now, I was bound to have to prioritize them, and let a few drop, for the greater good.  Unfortunately for Jake, the ball representing our "relations" was the first one to hit the ground upon my re-entry to the college scene.

The other night, Jake broached the subject, "I thought college girls were supposed to be easy."

Whining a bit, I said, "Baaaa-abe, I'm tired. Really, really tired. Being back in class wears me out, and if you ever plan on getting laid again...I'm just telling you now, you're gonna have to get creative."

There was a moment of silence. I tried to hurry off to sleep before he devised a plan.

I wasn't fast enough...

"Wanna play beer pong?"

Well played, sir...well played!

4 comments:

S.I.F. said...

Ha! Love it... it really is a fool proof plan!

Melinda said...

lmao very creative, and I thought the 'I think better when I have sex' was good.

Kameron said...

Funny how that's one of the first things to go when you're tired! Ha! So, did you play or did you just give in and give it up? ;o)

MX3 said...

Ha, he deserves kudos for that one!