is why I will NEVER cruise!!!
Jake showed me this video, and I told him, “Yeah, fool…I’m not dumb. That’s EXACTLY why I will never get my happy ass on a cruise ship!”
He followed with, “Whatever, eventually you’re gonna have to.”
I reminded him of the fat dude in the stripy shirt being tossed about like a rag doll, and the dear woman in all black who looked to be unconscious after she slammed into the pillar!
I’m not cruisin’…there is no fucking way, after watching this!!
P.S. I haven’t laughed this hard since the Shake Weight commercial came out!