The silver lining...

My hair is falling out.

My stomach hurts.

I don't even remember July.

Did you know that your spit contains the same ingredients as your piss?

I didn't know that.

I cry easily.

I'm not a crier.

But, right now, I cry easily.

So, if you leave a comment, be gentle.

Probably better if you don't leave a comment.

NO WAIT...Leave a comment.

If you don't, I'll over analyze it and think that I pissed you off somehow. Maybe with my satirical "baby Jesus" prayers, or with the Obama Chia thing, or with all the "mother fuckers" on that last post...

I haven't done a load of laundry since May.

My head hurts.

I believe in the devil now.

Because my professor is Satan's spawn.

It's the only explanation.

I think I might be a little stressed out.

'Cause my hair is falling out.

By the handful.

But, you know what?

Every cloud has its' silver lining.

When the kids want something...now, they go to Dad FIRST!