Screw Disneyworld...

Do you know where the happiest place on earth really is???

MY HOUSE between the hours of 7:20am and 3:30pm, Monday through Friday!!

Yeah...ya heard!

It's magical. It's enchanting. It's mystical.

It's fan-FUCKING-tastic!!

It's peaceful. It's quiet. It's SUBLIME!

I just sit around...smilin'. ALL.FUH-LIPPIN'.DAY!!

There are rainbows. And bright, golden sunbeams.

Yesterday, I swear to God...I saw a fucking unicorn!!